about a month ago i started following someone’s blog.  she was funny, sarcastic, strong and ALONE.  or at least single.

yeah, i help everyone get lucky.

all you have to do is be someone i like or enjoy hanging out with or even just reading about, and you will undoubtedly find the love of your life in about a month and then talk about nothing but that love and how fucking stoked you are.  and i’ll be glad you’re happy, more or less, but it won’t make you any more interesting or me any less bitter.

so it goes,